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There was a dark curly hair in my deodorant.

And that was how I found out Dave ran out of deodorant and had been using mine. But for how long? He has done this before. I once found an amazing deal on Secret deodorant (Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman) and so I bought literally 12 sticks. Deodorant doesn't go bad, does it? So now, again, Dave has run out of his and has started using mine. I've tried everything, save actually buying him his own stick, to get him to stop. I have ridiculed him at home and in front of his peers. He has no shame. He just adds it to his list of endearing quirks. I am just going to have to keep rolling my eyes and picking the armpit hair out of my deodorant.

Or, you know, just buy him his own.